Beware of Mountains Shooting Spitwads
Escape the Timber Carport Death!
Escape The White Hot Flames of Hades
Have a Nice Trip! See You Next Fall!
Left Arrows Will Knock You Down
Don't Pretend to Conduct Orchestras in the Ocean
Do Your Stretches and Magazine Sales Elsewhere
Don't Hot Cha Over the Inferno
Do Not Step On UFOs
It's Okay To Blow Off Levitation
Don't Walk On Luggage Handles
Don't Break Your Stick Into Dice
Beware of The Dropped Mic
Don't Hike The Giant Boobies
Don't Disappear Into Oblivion
No One Shall Be Kung Fu Fighting
Don't Be a Bird Brain
Don't Hassle the Stingray
Please Don't Celebrate Your Oversized Excrement
Don't Play Spin The Bottle While Biking
Beware the Child Catapult Trap
I Call FBI
Don't Even Think About Hopscotch
Do Not Discard Your Work Documents
Watch out for Cowabunga Dude
Beware of Arrow Sharks
It's a very pointed warning
Ride Your Log Across the Sea
But don't dance. That's just showing off.
Watch Out For Tsunamis Tapping You On The Shoulder
It's a trick. They'll act like they didn't do it.